Isaac: Yes, look!
Kumamon: My, oh, my.
Sailor Moon: The orbit is wrong. It should be forwards.
Deadeye Duck: Now it's on pause!
Optimus: Let's go!
All they see, on Earth, are timestopped people walking.
Meanwhile, there, they see a humorous frozen object.
Kumamon: Look, Optimus!
Isaac: A peeing dog, like the one in the iconic Flickr photo above!
Optimus: If we touch it, the dog and his urine will get turned to stone.
Bucky O'Hare: Normally dogs chase rabbits and cats.
Optimus: Correct. Indeed.
Meanwhile, in an island filled with still-moving seas...
Evil Genius: The time-frozen earth is ours, no-one can stop us!
Master Xandred: Oh yeah! I love evil!
Meanwhile, on the frozen earth...
Kumamon: Excuse me! Ahhh!
Spider-Man: That man got turned to stone. What could it be?
Megatron: Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! You'll soon find out, heroes!
All Heroes: Megatron?! And Queen Beryl?!
Queen Beryl: The infinite clock for the planet has stopped.
Megatron: Nothing can stop us now, won't they? Ha ha ha ha ha ha....
Megatron and Queen Beryl teleport back to Evilland.
Optimus: So, we have lost...
He-Man: Perhaps you are right, Optimus. Is there going to be one single stone statue of a urinating dog and its flowing urine- now also stoned- and that stoned man?
Brave Little Toaster: Impossible. How?
Captain Simian: If they had interferred with time...
Optimus: So, Evilland is at its worst, with still-moving seas!